Kidz Book Buzz Blog Tour: The Raucous Royals (Vampire Edition)

Carlyn Beccia's Raucous Royals opens with that famous rumor concerning Count Dracula: was he or was he not a real vampire?

Answer: Unconfirmed.

Perhaps we'll never know. But for all those bona fide vampires in your life (including whatshisname to my left), Carlyn recommends these methods of disposal:

1. A wooden stake through the heart

2. A copper bullet

3. Stones up his nose

4. A cross in his grave

5. A garlic pizza

If you're feeling especially brave today, mention this post to a random female teenager. We recommend having said wooden stake handy (or wearing running shoes).

For more information about vampires, visit Carlyn's blog.


Bellezza said...

I can't wait to see Twilight!

Noel De Vries said...

I must agree with you, Bellezza, despite being over Twilight. The movie looks wicked!